Futurama panel & signing at Dragon Con!! And an awesome Venture Bros. panel. I am so excited!!! :)))
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Gay guy: This is probably the most imporant one: Castor Oil, which is a laxative and as some people call it "a meal."
Diablo Cody: I'm gonna take this afterward, um, because it's supposed to induce labor.
Megan Fox: Is it?
Diablo Cody: Yeah! I mean, you get explosive diarrhea.
Megan Fox: What if you don't have time to clean it up and you start giving birth that's not sanitary? You can give your baby some sort of fucked up disease.
Diablo Cody: No, that's the hospital's problem.
Megan Fox: What if you don't make it there?
Diablo Cody: Then I'll have one of those toilet babies like on those discovery health channel.
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